“Apparently welldone meant hunk-of-charcoal in michigan speach”
— i can’t remember who said this but its about a steak
Ctrl+Alt+Del
“Were are we going and why am I in this handbasket?”

ramble about twilight

omg they’re driving somewhere in the book, they have a 3 second conversation and then suddenly their there. WTF that never happens in real life.

who carpools with 20 people in only 2 cars to go only 15 miles?